whole lot of interesting shit read on
Sunday, 10 February 2008 | | |
A whole Lot of Interesting Shit. Read On.
Last night was nice. We ate at Red Lobster, where I had a Bahama Mama.
Captain Morgan Swirled with orange and red, with an orange and a
cherry skewered with a lobster sword on the rim of the glass, and
meyer's dark rum floating on the top. Yum. Evan said "now you are a
pirate, drinking rum." Evan had shrimp and I had a Lobster and Shrimp
Ceasar salad. It was nice.
Then we went to the mall. JC Penney's still has their big sales....
and then I went to Ariva for my massage with Tina. Ahhh.
Afte rwards we went to Wal-Mart where I got paint for my dollhouse,
and adhesive for scrapbooking. And, GET THIS! I got CARDED to buy
ADHESIVE! Turns out now you have to be 17 in order to buy scrapbook
adhesive! WTF? It's a 4 pack of duck tape brand tape runner adhesive.
What in the HELL are they doing with that? Taping each other to
chairs? I don't get it! I am sorry Wal-Mart but I think you are going
a little over the top. I mean, Spray paint? Paint Thinner? Sudafed?
Okay. Vanilla? Probably not. Adhesive? WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK?!
What is this Stupid world coming to? Wal-Mart, I have to tell you, you
aren't god. You just aren't. Give it up with the restricted buying of
everyday home products like white-out and vanilla! Are you going to
build a room in your store with a beaded curtain and a sign over it
that says "adult section" ?!? You censor all your music CD's, you
won't sell Vanilla to a minor, and now it's scrapbook adhesive? Wh en
will it stop!?
Anyway, besides being ultimately pissed in Wal-Mart about the
adhesive, and the ridiculously loud decibel that the self checkout has
to announce my product total, "YOUR TOTAL IS $84.97" (does the entire
fucking checkout area and the produce section need to know how much my
shit cost? What's next, announcing every product I scan? "KY and
TAMPONS. BRA SIZE 36D." What. The. Fuck.) We went home.
We perused the toy aisle quite a bit at the mart, and I got a purple
and teal "spaghetti ball" (see the picture?) and husband got a lego
thingy. We saw lots more of the Pirates action figures (see my Johnny
So today. It rained. And stormed. THUNDER ~ LIGHTNING ~ The way you
love me is frightening..... You'd better knock.... on wood.... BABY!
OOOOOhhhhhhhhhh oooh ooh ooooooh ohh.
It woke me up at 7:56am, 4 minutes before my alarm was going to go
off. Bastards. It rained. The power went out as I was getting ready
for work, and it was out for at least 25 minutes while I was AT work.
Exciting!
Tonight, I have no plans. And frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
When we were in school, Angela and I used to both say "After you my
dear Alfonz..." and for the life of me I can't reme mber what that was
from. But I still want to say it. And I bet if Angela reads this she
will say to me "HOW do you REMEMBER these things?" and she has
probably forgotten. SO now I am off to search the internet to see
where that phrase came from. hmmm...
And I got a couple new purses on sale at JC Penney.... husband got a
t-shirt for $8.99 and new flip flops that are awesome for $9.99
because his blew out and left him stranded. Check out my RED purse.
Cool eh? FIFTEEN BUCKAROOS. I already had red boots to match but the
heels are too high to wear to work, so I didn't wear them today. I had
them on this morning but I took them off after about 10 minutes of
walking around home. I bought an orange purse too, stay tuned to see
what it looks like later this week or early next week.
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